May 2012
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I will wash you all up.
I will cut you all up.
And then…
I will pour freshly melted chocolate all over you.
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WatchGUMBALL3000 and meeting the Dudesons
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When people on fetlife tell me I’m attractive I cringe.
When people on tumblr tell me I’m attractive I smile for hours :3
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Anonymous asked: Why is your butt so nice?
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tmi tuesday ü →
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American: Body insecurity is such a problem that I circumcised my son so he'd fit in because that's just what's normal!
Europe: No.
Asia: No.
Non-jewish non-americans: No.
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Nine dangerous things you were taught in school. →
1. The people in charge have all the answers. That’s why they are so wealthy and happy and healthy and powerful—ask any teacher.
2. Learning ends when you leave the classroom. Your fort building, trail forging, frog catching, friend making, game playing, and drawing won’t earn you any extra credit. Just watch TV.
3. The best and brightest follow the rules. You will be rewarded for your...
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about1000kisses-shy:
Violet Magician: Disability stuff
violetmagician:
So, I noticed this picture on my Facebook
And, firstly, I hate inspiration porn. A lot. It’s always some random picture, usually of a child, with a disability doing something simple like playing or running, etc. And see, it’s inspiring cuz look at those poor poor disabled people doing ‘normal’ people things. And...
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I'm really proud of SlutWalk TO
Although the turn out wasn’t as big as last year, and the march wasn’t as well organized, and the signs weren’t as catchy, the content was incredible.
The fear of SlutWalk being racist and cissexist was openly discussed by several speakers.
An intersectional dialogue was present in nearly every speech.
I listened to 7 or 8 speakers and the majority were People of Colour,...
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Things I find annoying #2
theruddinnasirfad:
Girls who reblog and talk about how important feminism is and the fact that women being treated like objects is wrong, but yet they listen to songs that promote that idea. I’ve known a few personally. I’m not against feminism but if you really support the idea, then don’t contradict yourself by being fake.
You can still like and enjoy things you find problematic (since...
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Anonymous asked: WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol
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I met the Dudesons.
I met the fucking Dudesons.
Everything is rainbows and nothing hurts.
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SWEET DAY
heading downtown with Matt to eat at my favourite restaurant and do a bit of d/t exploring, then at 5 taking part in SlutWalk TO, and then after that getting ready for GumBall3000! yessssss
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“You kill all the caterpillars, then complain there are no butterflies.”
– Unknown (via there-were-no-good-urls-left)
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I think for my Immigrant Women in Canada class I will do this essay question:
Discuss how the formation of particular “ethnic” identities in Canada (e.g. Finnish, Black, etc.) were formed through social relations organized by White-ness and Canadian nationalism.
I’m really terrible at writing essays (I always do papers) so this question is straightforward and I can easily...
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“I’ll peel off the clothes
and decorate the floorboards
with all that you wore.”
– Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)
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“Some fall in love.
I shatter.”
– Stephin Merritt (via vintague)
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Zodiac Signs and the weapons they'd use for...
Aries: a knife, lots of stab wounds, especially ones in the face- most likely a rage kill. After they were done stabbing you, they'd start ripping you limb from limb, even if you were already dead.
Taurus: Their bare hands, and they'd strangle you to death. They'd stare into your eyes intensely as they suffocated you to death, maybe even adding in a few dramatic "I got you in the end, you know." phrases while doing it.
Gemini: It all depends on what is convenient for them to use as a murder weapon- they're clever, so they'd figure it out quickly. Most cannibals are Geminis, so they'd probably eat you afterwards. If you really fucked them over, maybe they'd cut off your hands and watch you bleed to death, probably laughing while doing it.
Cancer: They'd take you to the beach and find a secluded area only to tie you to a boulder in the shallows of the beach and watch the tide slowly drown you and sea creatures start to pick at your helpless/crying for help corpse.
Leo: They'd make a whole sport of it- they'd find a bunch of really sadistic, fucked up people on the black market and put you in a pit filled with big cats (especially lions), you'd here "let the games begin!" and a spotlight would come on the death pit as your torn to shreds.
Virgo: They'd make it look like an accident somehow. Regardless, no one would ever find out that they did it, because they'd cover their tracks well enough.
Libra: Similar to the virgo one, but they'd definitely pretend to be distraught by what happened, and mask that they were involved really well...but in order to get you back, they'd get your family, your friends, and other people you cared about to show THEM sympathy, and to be on their side.
Scorpio: Succinolcholine injection after chloroforming the person helpless. (sp? A horse tranquilizer that is extremely hard to detect and basically make the person POWERLESS to do ANYTHING except suffocate to death. It makes all muscles go soft.) and they'd talk to you about how powerless and helpless you were until you died.
Sagittarius: beating the shit out of someone until they were literally an unrecognizable bloody mass.
Capricorn: Shooting someone in the head, mafioso style. They'd want it to be quick and clean, and they'd have organized a team to cover for them, dump the body, and probably hired virgo to hide the evidence.
Aquarius: It'd either be something really strange, whacky, and off the wall, like killing someone in the middle of a play by planning to have a stage light dropped on them, or they'd make an example of you in front of a bunch of their "followers" which they'd most likely have if they were crazy enough to kill.
Pisces: They'd capture you and play surgeon, the whole time ranting and raving about "how it feels" to feel pain as intensely as the emotional pain that they feel. They'd make sure that the kill took a long time so that they had a captive audience for a long time- another reason they'd prolongue it is they'd enjoy being the predator instead of the victim for once.
